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If you ever see me watching anything from after 1970, no you didn’t ❤️

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  • Amélie

    Amélie

    ★★★★★

    I refused to watch this for eons because it just seemed so precious and cutesy and sugary, and its entire legacy on the internet is that picture of Amélie holding a spoon and smiling and then cracking her creme brulee with it, and I despise creme brulee more than anything, so I ended up disliking Amélie despite knowing nothing about it. As it turns out, I am Amélie! And I would have watched it way sooner if the scene everybody…

  • A Canterbury Tale

    A Canterbury Tale

    ★★★★½

    Me talking to my parents about how my new favourite movie is about a mysterious man named "The Glue Man" who pours glue on women's hair at night, but it has an amazing female lead and a great cast of child characters, and it's actually about community and the losses both physical and emotional suffered during wartime, but the ability to still find happiness and achieve your dreams in times of crisis: 💖✨💖✨🥰🥰🥰💖😻

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  • The Last Days of Disco

    The Last Days of Disco

    ★★★★½

    YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SOME SWEATY, HORNY, HETERO HE-APE TO APPRECIATE FEMALE BEAUTY!

  • Metropolitan

    Metropolitan

    ★★★★½

    *edward cullen voice* my own personal brand of heroin

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  • Jane Eyre

    Jane Eyre

    ★★★★½

    My ABSOLUTE favourite part of this masterpiece is when Jane’s like “I’ve never seen a city!! I’ve never even talked to a man!” and like five minutes later Michael Fassbender shows up and is like “Jane....you forest elf....from what woodsy hovel do you hail....do you find me handsome...you bewitching fairy creature.....be my wife.....” like how do you REACT

  • Normal People

    Normal People

    ★★★★½

    Ranking Marianne’s style evolutions:
    1. English/PoliSci Student Discovering Anthropologie (long skirts, eyeliner, magnificent cable knit sweaters, bohemian dresses)
    2. Het Call Me By Your Name aka Somewhere In Northern Italy (sundresses)
    3. Full-Blown Swedish BDSM (all black, fur)
    4. Insecure High School Student (mini skirts, tights, bralettes)
    5. Intro to BDSM (black and red)
    6. Emotionally Satisfied Fourth Year (very similar to how I dress therefore boring, unfair to rate last but I was crying too much to notice her clothes)