• Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    It’s a damn shame that we never got a live-action ‘Ed, Edd & Eddy’ with 90s Matthew Lillard as Ed. A damn shame.


    (for those curious, i’d cast young joseph gordon-levitt as edd and deryck whibley from sum 41 as eddy)

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★½

    Can’t believe my FIRST thought when all the zombies entered the house was “Aw I miss being in crowded spaces with friends :-(“

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    Doesn’t get much darker than those last 5 minutes. I just wanna leave it there for now and go curl up in a ball. 

    /:

  • Song of the Sea

    Song of the Sea

    ★★★★

    Really good but pretty fucked up that this wasn’t a movie about their dog Cu

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★

    people just don’t say “fork it over, shortcake” anymore

  • In the Mouth of Madness

    In the Mouth of Madness

    ★★★★

    Definitely had a few expectations going into this knowing it was John Carpenter but dude... what the hell? I was hilariously unaware of how psychological this was. But also so fun. But also so unsettling?? Still processing but I really dig this.

  • Trouble Every Day

    Trouble Every Day

    ★★★

    what a weird flick

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★½

    Cannot for the life of me get into this movie. Ya know what? I'm just gonna blame my disinterest for this on the debate interrupting me halfway through. Perfect. So we're all in agreement not to yell at me because this is the debate's fault. Not mine. Fuck you, Mike Pence! Great.

    Yeah I don't know, I thought the blood was cool? Big fan of the blood. Some really fun things happening here and there! But ehh?? Just kinda annoying sometimes and I really didn't care about these people. But how about that fly!

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    The great thing about finding a film that counts as both a Halloween AND Christmas flick is that from now on I have the excuse to watch this twice every year. What an absolute banger of a time. Surprisingly one of the most brilliant takes on domestic abuse I've seen to come out of a horror movie, let alone a slasher! The cinematography is so playful and the editing could not be more perfect. There's a specific scene that uses…

  • Dead of Night

    Dead of Night

    ★★★★

    “I died for you doc, why shouldn’t you return the favor?”

    Fuuck yes!

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★

    Some cool stuff here and there but Kirsty? Is that the best name they could come up with?

  • Inferno

    Inferno

    ★★★★

    Tom Hooper should’ve gone this direction with Cats.