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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★½

    me before watching the queen's gambit: wait people know how to play chess????

    me after watching the queen's gambit: hi anya taylor-joy OMG don't you hate it when the sicilian defence topples the bishop's opening and then the knight and the pawn and the king and they do a queen's gambit checkmate you RESIGN you're not the grandmaster???? yeah same🙄🙄

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    me: hi ho—

    tom cruise: i'm actually a doctor so you should let me join your cult

    me: um i don't—

    tom cruise: ok but i'm a doctor here's my license

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    the way willem dafoe spends five minutes cursing robert pattinson bc he keeps saying he doesnt like his cooking.... cinema!

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    i am already certain that lana del rey loved this movie. it had flower crowns, love potions, hallucinogens and ~sommartime sadness~. she is packing her bags for sweden as we speak