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  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    lessons learned:

    • parents lie and will die someday
    • running away for attention works
    • your body at age 16 is as good as it’s gonna get
    • your teachers fucking hate you
    • it’s ok to have a crush on an underage boy as long as you’re trapped in your daughter’s body
    • tom kitt and brian yorkey’s pulitzer should be seized and redistributed to the hot alt girls from the 2004 film

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    ★★★★★

    8 year old me: why would they name their band pig slip

    my mom: pink slip

    me:

    my mom: it’s pink slip. like for a car

    me: 

    me: pig slip

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★★

    “bill is receiving an award for being the greatest swede of all time” 

    checks out

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★★

    seeing young harry utterly abandoned on the pier all alone really explains why he kept crawling back to fleabag all those years

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    abba has done more for this nation than they ever could have possibly imagined. whenever i meet a swede i am sure to thank them for their service by association

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★★

    forever chasing the high i felt the first time i saw bill and harry titanic pose to dancing queen

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

    ★★★★

    took me 3 days to watch this cause i had to pause and cry every time greg was a terrible friend to rowley

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    ★★½

    you gotta be kidding me

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    ★★★

    movie 3 of 4 complete and neither of these boys have made any lasting impression on me. jena malone’s relationship with katniss has more juice than both gale and peter’s combined

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★½

    the amount of shoes in the water in this movie. i can almost feel the trench foot from here

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★★★½

    He really does

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    before the year ends i will renegade to every monologue in this movie and i will begin with you miss erica albright