lessons learned:
• parents lie and will die someday
• running away for attention works
• your body at age 16 is as good as it’s gonna get
• your teachers fucking hate you
• it’s ok to have a crush on an underage boy as long as you’re trapped in your daughter’s body
• tom kitt and brian yorkey’s pulitzer should be seized and redistributed to the hot alt girls from the 2004 film
8 year old me: why would they name their band pig slip
my mom: pink slip
me:
my mom: it’s pink slip. like for a car
me:
me: pig slip
“bill is receiving an award for being the greatest swede of all time”
checks out
seeing young harry utterly abandoned on the pier all alone really explains why he kept crawling back to fleabag all those years
abba has done more for this nation than they ever could have possibly imagined. whenever i meet a swede i am sure to thank them for their service by association
forever chasing the high i felt the first time i saw bill and harry titanic pose to dancing queen
took me 3 days to watch this cause i had to pause and cry every time greg was a terrible friend to rowley
movie 3 of 4 complete and neither of these boys have made any lasting impression on me. jena malone’s relationship with katniss has more juice than both gale and peter’s combined
the amount of shoes in the water in this movie. i can almost feel the trench foot from here
before the year ends i will renegade to every monologue in this movie and i will begin with you miss erica albright