Letterboxd — Your life in film

the klepto seamstress was the real hero here. imagine having to be around this many wealthy british people all day every day and not taking a few souvenirs like. mama was just collecting tips

finally watched this and yet was given no clarity as to why they named the bully in ned’s declassified after billy loomis like WHAT was that boy planning

every 3-4 months i remember how ruthlessly sexy this movie is and i make it my entire personality. yes i did just search pinterest for romeo + juliet tattoos yes i actually do want to talk about it

knowing that i still get sad when i google an actor i like and they’re in a relationship has absolutely ruined my night like YIKES who’s gonna tell her

remember when carrie underwood would release songs about girls letting their abusers die in a fire or a tornado or whatever because I wanna bring that genre back

the first time i remember making an entire room uncomfortable was at a middle school sleepover when we secretly rented this movie and justin timberlake was halfway through his lights-on sex scene through two layers of denim and i went wow he really looks like [our youth pastor] right now. and everyone went quiet and we had to turn the movie off. one girl almost cried

this lead actress’ filmography, from 2016 until now, includes:
• the wrong roommate
• the wrong student 
• the wrong man
• the wrong teacher
• the wrong mommy

things i picked:
• the wrong movie

they made the poster look like CSI because the milf protagonist does better investigating than the actual police. this is a subtle hint that hot moms can and should be the ones to serve and protect

the way barb gave thee performance of modern herstory all while looking and dressing like if you pushed all the members of greta van fleet into one person. simply unprecedented and unmatched

do you guys think rob remembers any of this

I was gonna make a death of a bachelor reference but I simply am too cool and pretty to listen to fall out boy