one time i met jesse eisenberg and told him the social network is my favorite movie and he asked me if i was even old enough to see it

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  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey


    the klepto seamstress was the real hero here. imagine having to be around this many wealthy british people all day every day and not taking a few souvenirs like. mama was just collecting tips

  • Scream



    finally watched this and yet was given no clarity as to why they named the bully in ned’s declassified after billy loomis like WHAT was that boy planning

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    always fun when a poorly written script includes a scene where characters accuse each other of being bad writers