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  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    lessons learned:

    • parents lie and will die someday
    • running away for attention works
    • your body at age 16 is as good as it’s gonna get
    • your teachers fucking hate you
    • it’s ok to have a crush on an underage boy as long as you’re trapped in your daughter’s body
    • tom kitt and brian yorkey’s pulitzer should be seized and redistributed to the hot alt girls from the 2004 film

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday


    8 year old me: why would they name their band pig slip

    my mom: pink slip


    my mom: it’s pink slip. like for a car


    me: pig slip

Popular reviews

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    always fun when a poorly written script includes a scene where characters accuse each other of being bad writers